The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde XXX is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 7.985 billion Guinea Pig Horde XXXians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Guinea Pig Horde XXXian economy, worth 518 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,905 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, students cut up leftover dollars during Arts and Crafts, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde XXX's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guinea Pig Horde XXX is ranked 66,341^st in the world and 2,258^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 7.99 billion capita.